I did it again. I clicked on a medical study. Every time I do that, I end up abandoning a...
The ''Clean Your Room Rap''
The 2009 video that started it all. (Yes, Justin Bieber was pure then)
Funny Dad Words
A little known Congressional trick helps me avoid lengthy arguments with my kids
Vacation-challenged Dad Greg Schwem suggests his kids might like "glamping" but journeys to Texas...
As the country becomes more engrossed in politics, Greg Schwem has decided to take fatherly duties...
Ringling Bros. doesn't have to close. It just needs to include a few geeked out teens
Those over-entitled millennial kids are all grown up and coaching professional sports teams. Break...
When did Christmas break turn into "Winter" break?
I hate it when studies and research prove me wrong
Gluten-ful Dad Greg Schwem tries to negotiate with his gluten free teenager
Don't ask Dad for money! Ask the Sharks
Every Dad headed to Disney World knows why I-4 is the nation's most dangerous highway
Hey kids, getting Halloween candy from me is a privilege, not a right!
Corporate entertainer and motivational humorist Greg Schwem is not a fan of politics. But he is a...
Comedian Greg Schwem has driven enough carpools to realize kids really have no idea where they are...
Parents, that vacant room could be your cash cow!
Even Millennials can be Parentials
More than 1,200 comments on the Today Show website, most calling me a selfish, child hater.
Summer brings with it the obligatory carnival, ranging from the neighborhood fun fest featuring...
What happens when Greg hosts a party for sneaky teens?
Oh boy, am I gonna have FUN today! I’m gonna download Pokemon Go and join three quarters of the...
What happens when pig-tailed softball players become of legal age?
There must be an easier way to heap wrath on one mom
Repeat after me parents: "On prom night, I will stay away from Instagram!"
Funny Dad Vids
One of my favorite clips from The Onion, one of my favorite websites
A trip to our nation's capital can be a fun family event, if the sights are explained correctly
Greg Schwem's stand-up comedy explains why parents should keep their phones out of their kids' hands
Greg Schwem goes shopping in New Orleans. (WARNING: Some offensive material but nothing your kids...
Greg pleads with the 73-year old rock star to turn off the spigot.